1 Britney Spears Flattered Then Usual - `The Lesbian Iron` (2-12)
2 Robert Heinlein’s Diverse Mole - `The Misogynist Slaver and the Lesbian` (12-21)
3 Pop Musk - `The Truth Is It’s A Bloody Alien` (21-27)
4 Gaily Brash Changing the Color of the Eye Holes for the Laces in his Plimsolls to Match Those of his Chihuahua - `Nihil Satan’ (27-33)
5 Billy Finished 10 - `‘The Bowls of his Pipe the Pipe of his Balls` (34-41)
6 Bunny Church’s Rabbit, Although We Call It God’s Sermon - ‘The Human Species is a Shag Your Dog Story` (41-49)
7 Arthur C. Clarke’s Bathroom Done Out In A Steel Cave Motif - ` Spays: the Final Frontier: These are the Voyages of the Castrated Women: the Human Species’ (49-57)
8 Aztec For Gaily Brash People - `The Boy's Owner Was Satan` (57-64)
9 Going On Bowdlerized - `Food Encryption’ (64-77)
10 SF To Throw Eggs At – `‘The Sahasrara's Apprentice` (77-86)