1 Britney Spears` On Stage Still, Caught By The Footlights, Like `Bunny` Church In The Headlights Of Her Car - `Man, Brain and Penis Dysfunction in Britney Spears` Oops! ... I Did It Again` (3-40)
2 Seeing Round Corners With Heinlein`s `Future History` - `The Boys & Us Whores` (41-50)
3 Flashing Some Pot And Popping Some Bulbs - `Playboy and Penthouse with the Non-Reproductive Organs` (50-64)
4 And The Dish Ran Away With The Spoons - `Eve Is Man After The Reptile` (63-86)
5 Down In The Tube Station At Midnight - `Logan`s Run, the Boston Marathon, and Red for Stop in Arabia` (86-90)
6 Horror Ain`t Moral With The American Rabbit ` Women Of The Earth Turn The Human Species Into A Drooling Infant And Show It Dirty Pictures To Disguise Their Killing Of It` (90-105)
7 Tall Blue Men In Teacups Looking For A Bag To Drown - `Jesus Is The Son Of Man Because Oedipus Couldn`t Tell His Mother She Had A Penis` (105-113)
8 Buff Fiction, If It Buffs Buff It - `Bumbing the Brains with Homosexuality’s Biological Weapons` (113-124)
9 Star Trek, Going On Still, Because Caught In A Killon Tractor Beam - `Suiciding The Infant` (124-137)
10 Lost In Space, `I Can`t Seem To Find My Way Out Of Here,` Said The Joker To The Thief` - `Women Are Dying Of Someone Else`s Disease And They`re Humans` (140-161)