1 Pierced Ears With Britney Spears - `The Purge: Coprophile Criticism` (2-19)
2 Bam - `C`mon You Apes` (19-25)
3 Pop Musk - `Witches In Egypt And Walthamstow` (25-31)
4 Gaily Brash Looking For The Freshening Paper Towel Impregnated With Scented Disinfectant Among The Plastic Utensils Given Out With The Plane Food - `9/11`s New Yoga` (31-42)
5 Billy Vinnit, who wants it to be known that he has converted to Islam, and henceforth shall be called Billy Bin Nanahead - `Speeder Man` (42-50)
6 Trance Septum With Bunny `Golden Nose` Church - `Humanly Erect` (50-56)
7 Arthur C. Clarke`s Enormous Collection Of Toenail Clippings - `Safe Sex With Jesus` (56-64)
8 Mayan Donald`s Burgers- `Homosexghoul` (65-72)
9 Boldly Coming And Going Without Leaving A Smell - `Sparta Woman` (72-81)
10 SF To Throw Eggs At - `This Species Isn't Exterminated Enough So They Can Play With It` (81-89)